2012

I feel that i should begin today's post with a different style. Should i?

I went to school quite early today, because i realise that when it comes to tuesday i will always be late no matter how early i woke up. So yesterday night i went to set my alarm to 6.10am so by the time i reach interchange it was 6.50am and by the time i reach school it was 7.30am. And my class starts at 8am, hahaha.

After class i went to Makan place to find Fu yan, Lim Han, Ben and Jia yi to have lunch together after the lunch they are going to catch 2012 at Plaza Sing, which i wanted to go but due to Mrt Fare problem i decided to back out. Because i only have Bus concession if i were to go i have to top up my Mrt Fare.

Here it begins.

Jia Yi: Go la, the more the merrier.
Me: Don't want la, tired, finally today no korean class at night and somemore if i go i have to top up my farecard, i no money.
Ben: Tong, go la go la i pay for your Mrt Fare la, go lei.
Me: Don't want la.

We walk out of canteen 3 after lunch walking towards blk 31 to go to the bus stop.

Jia yi: Don't care you must go (and he hold my hand and wouldn't let go of me)
Me: Help, help, hey save me (Saw Mr Chang) Mr Chang save me!!!!

Jia yi pull me to the staircase and Mr Chang Kind of miss what i was saying.. -.-"'

And i was human hand cuff by Jia yi from blk 31 all the way to cheers.

Me: Help help, jia yi let go la, i later tell the cheer uncle you kipnap me.
Jia yi: You tell lo, hahahaha.

Me: Ok, ok, i won't run one, you let me go.
Jia yi release his arm around my hand and let me go and buy my drink in cheers, i brought a bottle of sprite and left the shop.

Thinking of running away but got caught by Ben, he was pulling my bag.

Ben: Tong Tong, cannot run!!!
Me: Wao Lao, let me go la, i don wan to go lei.
Ben: Don't care, you must go!!!

Peng Hong came and join us later.

74 was at the bus stop and Jia yi wanted to board with his hand handcuffing me i have to follow.

Me: eh, wait fu yan they all still behind.
Jia yi: eh, faster lei.

74 went off~

next bus that came, guess what it was 184.

Me: Hey, i can go liao.
Jia yi: no you have to go with us, hand still cuffing on my arm.

Ben, fu yan, Peng hong, lim han reaches the bus stop~

Me: okok let me go, i won't run away one.
Jia yi let go of his hands around me.

Fu yan: You run also no use we got 5 person here lo.
Me: I run by the time you all catch me already late for movie.
Ben: Never mind we will catch the movie at 4 plus.
Fu yan: You run, Peng hong will catch you back in a few seconds.
Me: Never mind, i will stun him, hex him, suck his mana then finger death him. hahahaha.
All: Wao lao. hahahahaha.

154 came~

All boarded 154 and proceed to the second bus stop to take 171 to plaza Sing.

Me: Wah, i don't mind board then alight again, i having concession, muhahahahah.

I really can alight one, nobody can catch me, but nvm la. LOL!?!

Alighted at second bus stop, i look at the bus plate at the bus stop.

Me: Wah, got 961 here i can go home.

961 came to the bus stop the moment i finish saying 'i can go home', then jia yi quickly hold on to me.LOL!?!

Next 170 came~

Me: Wah, i can go home too~ Wao Lan eh, when i need bus to go home no bus, now want to go home so many bus. Wtf!

74 came twice and fu yan acted as if he going to board the bus.

Then 171 came~

We boarded the bus and went to the back to grab some seats, i was sitting beside a bangala. Lim han and jia yi sat behind me, lim han sat beside a bangala and beside that bangala, there's two seats, and bin hong sit infront of me.

Ben: Sorry can you move in (Talking to the bangala sitting beside Lim Han)

Bangala ignored him and never move in or answer him.

Ben no choice, went in to sit at the corner, fu yan was standing beside me. The bus started to move and his btm part keep grinding my hand because of the bus then later on he purposely grind again, me and bing hong was like wth!?!

Fu yan: My down there itchy (In a funny tone)
Me: Itchy ar, call the person sitting 90 degree to your left to scratch for you lo.

90 degree to his left is the bangala sitting beside Lim Han. LOL.

Then fu yan try to do like the commercial, when the guy accidentally bang on to the girl backside, the girl got pregnant immediately.

I explained to peng hong~

Peng Hong: Sounds like one of the scene in fringe.
Jia Yi: Yayaya
Peng Hong Started to explain: there's one scene in fringe the guy wanted to use the girl as a way to get rid of his chip at his brain, but he have sex with the girl. Then the girl got pregnant and gave birth then within 4 hrs the baby become old and die.

Reach Plaza Sing, went to buy tickets. 2.45pm slot was full so we brought the 1515 slot.

Went to arcade after that it was so weird, cause i have not been visiting acrade for the past 6 months?

They have this Street Fighter 4 there, and fu yan happen to have it in his lappy, getting from him tomorrow. hahahaha.

We spend ard an hour inside the place then we went to carrefour to buy some drinks before we proceed to the cinema.

When we are seated:

Fu yan: In the end, china save the world. (Quite soft)
Ben: In the end, china save the world (Moderately loud)
Fu yan: Say louder
Ben: In the END, CHINA SAVE THE WORLD (Quite appealing Loud)

I was like, i donno him sia. HAHHAHA.

After movie, we went back home, Peng hong and Ben took bus, me, jia yi and Fu yan took the train from Dhoby Ghaut back to the north side. We took the train to marina bay and back cause it's peak hour it's really pack.

So we enter the train.

Me: Wah, like taking the ship sia, you see fu yan infront of you got a saudi arabic guy ( a guy that wrap his head like a saudi arabic guy) and then at the side got ppl from england (Caucasian couple) then at the side got indian lady.

Fu yan: hahahahaha.

After we reach Raffles Place we sat down and proceed to Marina Bay then jia yi sat beside me.

Jia Yi: Why sticky one? (then he stand up look at the chair then sit at the opposite side.)
Fu yan: Your body fluid leak out la. (Sperm incase ppl donno what's body fluid)
me: hahahaha.

Then when reach Marina Bay, after confirm it's not going to end at Yishun i call Fu yan to sit over to jia yi's side.

The mrt bounce back and reach raffles place, alot of ppl came in and a middle age (Quite old abasan) sat on the seat jia yi say it's sticky. She took out a piece of quite thick newspaper that has already been folded into a square piece to slip under her leg, me, fu yan and jia yi saw that and we started to laugh.

Remember fu yan say the body fluid was on the chair? Here's the joke that we laugh at blindly for the past i donno how long 10 mins?

Me: Eh, the chair got body fluid that means later in a while that woman will give birth then the baby will pop out on the floor with the face of small jia yi (the commercial) but the baby won't cry the baby will debate.

Jia yi: hahahaha, wth!?!
Fu Yan: Ya, the baby will say wao lao why you give birth to me? Why my mother look like this?

All: hahahahahahaha~

Me: hahahahaha, (i couldn't control myself, i cont laughing at my stupid idea in my brain) the egg buy Vanguard to block the sperm la!!!
Fu yan: hahahahaha, blocking 60% of the sperm from entering it!!! wtf!?!

All were laughing like hell by now~ some ppl are looking at our side. lol.. i'm serious.

Me: The egg buy phase boot, then the sperm brought power thread cannot chase the egg. LOL!?!

After that we settle down abit, fu yan cont.

Fu yan: i think the baby give birth liao. You all cannot see, because the baby buy lothar.

We was laughing like hell by now!!! WTF!?!

Me: No the baby still in the womb, the father(Jia yi) put smoke screen (SA) then the baby miss the hole then cannot come out!!! WTF!?! we laugh x100 harder. LOL!?!

Me: No, no, no (laughing~) the father don wan the baby to give birth, he stun the baby when the baby want to come out, hex him, suck his mana then finger death him, the baby die in the womb. LOL!?!

Fu yan: Finger death~ Real FINGER poke in to death!!! hahahhaa

WTF!?!

I couldn't stop laughing and this was my day man, can you imagine it? LOL!?!

Posted in: 2012